Discussion entre Bush et Rice

Par Grenouillebleue le 2/12/2002 à 18:37:53 (#2695160)

Chinaman (a conversation between the American President and his National
Security Advisor, Dr. Condoleeza Rice!

George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the
new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name
of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.: Then who is inChina?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes,sir.
George B.: Yassir? Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look,
Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the
Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of
China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.:All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.Can you get Chinese food
in the Middle East?

Par Khorram le 2/12/2002 à 18:47:25 (#2695257)

Bien sympa :mdr: :bouffon: :mdr:

Par Erinan le 2/12/2002 à 18:47:53 (#2695261)

Mouais, jeu de mots facile quand même :D. Joli :).

Par Corwin Elentáris le 2/12/2002 à 19:15:46 (#2695539)

C'était rigolo :)

Par Verso le 2/12/2002 à 19:57:32 (#2695988)

Ca me rappelle rush hour 2 :D , avec le jeux de mot entre Chan et Tucker sur le "You" :ange: .



V.

Par Aden Voorhees le 2/12/2002 à 20:00:38 (#2696021)

Quelqu'un pourrais le traduire svp :aide:

Par Kolaer le 2/12/2002 à 20:03:17 (#2696047)

Provient du message de Aden Voorhees
Quelqu'un pourrais le traduire svp :aide:

Desolé, intraduisible, ça perdrait de sa saveur. :(

Par Tvashtri le 2/12/2002 à 20:06:59 (#2696078)

Provient du message de Aden Voorhees
Quelqu'un pourrais le traduire svp :aide:

y'a des quiproquo entre "hu" et "who", "kofi" et "coffee", "yes sir" et "yasser"...

voilà, ca devrait aider un peu.

Par LoneCat le 2/12/2002 à 20:32:29 (#2696308)

Rain man qui passe une blague des années 50 en boucle.

Ciao,
LoneCat

Par Vanina le 2/12/2002 à 22:19:23 (#2697272)

:mdr: :maboule:

Par Ariendell le 2/12/2002 à 22:21:07 (#2697287)

Je connaissais déjà je l'avais vue trainer sur les VN boards :D

Par deusky le 2/12/2002 à 22:24:23 (#2697312)

:mdr: :cool:

Par El Machino, le vrai le 2/12/2002 à 23:05:09 (#2697613)

Tres marrant. :D