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Dark Age of Lord of the Rings

Par Paclya le 26/11/2002 à 11:41:27 (#2646251)

(c'est en anglais mais très marrant)

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Gatekeeper: Speak friend and enter
Frodo: Enter exit


[Group] Frodo: WTF? Where's the Dwarf King?
[Group] Aragorn: Guess he hasn't popped.
[Group] Merry: Wanna biscuit!
[Group] Gandalf: STFU Merry.
[Group] Frodo: Seriously, there's no Dwarves anywhere. WTF?
[Group] Samwise: Hey a goblin! I didn't know they popped here.
[Group] Frodo: What con?
[Group] Samwise: Blue to me.
[Group] Merry: Pulling...
[Group] Frodo: No! They add!
[Group] Samwise: inc 2
[Group] Samwise: Make that 6.
[Group] Gandalf: More like 20.
[Group] Aragorn: @#%$! Try to get to the zone point!
[Group] Gandalf: On me!
[Group] Aragorn: Tanking 4.
[Group] Galdalf: ON ME DAMMIT!
[Group] Merry: Weee!
[Group] Frodo: Sprint!
[Group] Aragorn: Frodo, Give Gandalf the ring. He can use it to get away then come back and res maybe.
[Group] Frodo: Trade bugged.
[Group] Aragorn: Trade bugged my ass, you just don't want to give it up. Hand it over!
[Group] Frodo: NO! IT'S PRECIOUS!
[Group] Gandalf: Balrog add!
Gandalf kills the Balrog!
Gandalf has just been killed by a Balrog!
[Group] Aragorn: Merry you idiot!
[Group] Frodo: Zoned safely.

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[Group] Frodo: Jesus what a pain!
[Group] Samwise: I know.
[Group] Frodo: How many orc adds did we get there?
[Group] Aragorn: About 25 or so.
[Group] Frodo: Where is everyone?
[Group] Samwise: I'm right next to you.
[Group] Boromir: I released. gl guys. Logging.
[Group] Aragorn: Leg, Gimli and I are all together. Where are you guys?
[Group] Legolas: Gandalf never came back after going LD.
[Group] Frodo: Merry? Pippin?
Aragorn sends "WTF? Don't get Merry back, the guy is a moron!"
You send "WTF am I supposed to do? He's still in the grp. He's gonna want to get back with us." to Aragorn
[Group] Merry: Biscuit!
[Group] Pippin: We're surrounded by aggro Orcs. Can't move.
[Group] Frodo: We'll come get you.
[Group] Aragorn: Once we find each other lol.
[Group] Samwise: This is stupid. We're all spread out.
[Group] Legolas: I'm out of arrows. Can we head back to town first?
[Group] Frodo: You idiot. Why didn't you bring enough?
[Group] Legolas: WTF? We were supposed to get on the boat and go down the river. What did I need arrows for?
[Group] Frodo: Gee, I don't know. Maybe cuz you're a RANGER!
[Group] Legolas: Up yours.
[Group] Aragorn: Guys... dont' argue...
[Group] Legolas: Hey, at least I specced my bow. Better than your blade-specced ass.
[Group] Aragorn: Well at least *I* didn't get rid of my Archer's Bracer just to get a +CHA item.
[Group] Legolas: Well, I gotta look good, you know.
[Group] Aragorn: I hate it when people gimp themselves for roleplay purposes. WTF is up with that!?
[Group] Pippin: These orcs are coming a bit closer now.
[Group] Merry: Should I pull one?
[Group] Pippin: If you do, I'll disband and run, you imbecile.
[Group] Merry: Biscuit!
[Group] Gimli: we r ub3r. we shld hunt more.
[Group] Frodo: Gawd I hate leet.
[Group] Gimli: i m w4y mor3 lee+ th4n joo.
[Group] Legolas: Hey, I LIKE having a high CHA. It's important.
[Group] Aragorn: For what!? You're a RANGER. You're a god damn CHA specced RANGER!
[Group] Pippin: /gu god I'm with a stupid group.
[Group] Frodo: ...
[Group] Pippin: mistell
[Group] Aragorn: Look. Let's all just meet up. Frodo what's your loc.
[Group] Frodo: Lets split up and form individual groups. I think that might be best.
[Group] Gimli: d3wd... we all h4ve tha same quest! Why split?
[Group] Frodo: CUZ WE'RE ALL OVER THE ZONE YOU MORON!
[Group] Legolas: I mean, what's the point of not being pretty?
[Group] Merry: Pulling! Wee!
[Group] Pippin: God dammit, Merry!
[Group] Aragorn: Well, you might hit things once in a while, Legolas.
[Group] Legolas: WTF are you talking about? I hit every time!
[Group] Aragorn: Yeah, but you got lucky.
[Group] Legolas: To hell I did! And speaking of gimping yourself what's up with being a human Ranger? Rangers need qui and dex, you know.
[Group] Aragorn: I'm blade specced. I needed the CON more.
[Group] Legolas: And don't even start with me on over-roleplaying. We were all ready to go and you were busy RPing with that elf champ chick back in town.
[Group] Aragorn: Dude. Arwen is my eternal lover.
[Group] Legolas: We didn't have room to group her. Say no and move on. RP on your own time, dude.
[Group] Frodo: Oh to hell with it. I'm logging till the next movie.
Frodo has left the group.
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You have entered Orc Infested Forest.
No monster Target in range.
No monster Target in range.
No monster Target in range.
No monster Target in range.
Members of Fellowship of the Ring currently online:
1. Frodo the Level 1 Stalker in Orc Invested Forest
2. Legolas the Level 23 Ranger in Rivendale
[Guild] Frodo: Hey, Leg. Wanna work on the quest?
[Guild] Legolas: Can't. Busy.
[Guild] Frodo: Busy doing what?
[Guild] Legolas: Looking at myself in a mirror.
[Guild] Frodo: Right. Of course.
Your friend, Merry, has just entered the game.
You have removed Merry from your friends list.
[Guild] Merry: Biscuit!
You must wait 20 seconds to quit. Stand or tyoe /quit to cancel.
[Guild] Merry: Need res.
[Guild] Legolas: Serves you right, you jerkoff.
[Guild] Merry: Frodo! Wanna hunt?
You will quit in 15 seconds.
You send "Frodo is currently AFK." to Merry.
Merry sends "Come on, I need PLing! Biscuit!"
You will quit in 10 seconds.
You send "No, dude. You always pull purples an get us killed." to Merry
Merry sends "Come on! Pweeeze?"
You send "Well, ok. Meet me at the top of Mount doom. I'm going /anon for now. But I'll be there. Just wait for me." to Merry.
Merry sends "Yay! omw."
You will quit in 5 seconds.

Par Onoam le 26/11/2002 à 11:52:07 (#2646325)

Vraiment excellent...

Y'en a qui ne manque pas d'imagination :D

Par Dolanor le 26/11/2002 à 11:59:39 (#2646380)

Excellent :)
j'adore le :
Votre ami Merry vient de se connecter
vous avez enlevé Merry de votre liste d'amis ^^

Par Typhon Krazilec le 26/11/2002 à 12:01:37 (#2646400)

Merry est très convaincant, on le sent a 100% dans son rôle :)

Par Grotougne le 26/11/2002 à 12:05:50 (#2646429)

:lit:

:mdr:

Par Fantome le 26/11/2002 à 12:05:55 (#2646431)

:mdr:

what? inc balrog !!

Par Minitossse le 26/11/2002 à 12:10:42 (#2646468)

Vi c'est tres sympa!!! :D :D
Sa ressemble un peu a du Panda :)

Par Trollesse le 26/11/2002 à 12:14:14 (#2646500)

2. Legolas the Level 23 Ranger in Rivendale
[Guild] Frodo: Hey, Leg. Wanna work on the quest?
[Guild] Legolas: Can't. Busy.
[Guild] Frodo: Busy doing what?
[Guild] Legolas: Looking at myself in a mirror.

Ca sent le vécu ... Legolas serait-il aussi efféminé que cela ? :ange:

Qui a dit que les elfes étaient des tafioles ??? :hardos:

Par Erinan le 26/11/2002 à 12:23:11 (#2646565)

Mort de rire par la première partie.
Un peu ennuyé sur la deuxième.
Ecroulé sur la troisième ! :D

You send "Well, ok. Meet me at the top of Mount doom. I'm going /anon for now. But I'll be there. Just wait for me." to Merry


Excellent, ça :D .

Par Typhon Krazilec le 26/11/2002 à 13:23:12 (#2647118)

Provient du message de Trollesse
Qui a dit que les elfes étaient des tafioles ??? :hardos:


Moi, et plusieurs fois même :D

Par Aron le 26/11/2002 à 13:31:53 (#2647203)

Pas mal. Un peu lourds les WTF toutes les deux phrases.

Re: Dark Age of Lord of the Rings

Par Olwenn le 26/11/2002 à 13:32:11 (#2647209)

Provient du message de Paclya
[Group] Aragorn: Frodo, Give Gandalf the ring. He can use it to get away then come back and res maybe.
[Group] Frodo: Trade bugged.
[Group] Aragorn: Trade bugged my ass, you just don't want to give it up. Hand it over!


Arf, encore un:rolleyes:

Sinon très très bon :)

Re: Dark Age of Lord of the Rings

Par Yohdalf Ekkson~[Ys] le 26/11/2002 à 13:39:26 (#2647270)

Provient du message de Paclya
[Group] Legolas: I'm out of arrows. Can we head back to town first?
[Group] Frodo: You idiot. Why didn't you bring enough?
[Group] Legolas: WTF? We were supposed to get on the boat and go down the river. What did I need arrows for?
[Group] Frodo: Gee, I don't know. Maybe cuz you're a RANGER!
[Group] Aragorn: Guys... dont' argue...
[Group] Legolas: Hey, at least I specced my bow. Better than your blade-specced ass.
[Group] Aragorn: Well at least *I* didn't get rid of my Archer's Bracer just to get a +CHA item.
[Group] Legolas: Well, I gotta look good, you know.
[Group] Aragorn: I hate it when people gimp themselves for roleplay purposes. WTF is up with that!?

[Group] Legolas: Hey, I LIKE having a high CHA. It's important.
[Group] Aragorn: For what!? You're a RANGER. You're a god damn CHA specced RANGER!

Tout simplement génial!! :D Traduction vite fait pour les anglophobes:

[Group] Legolas: Jai plus de flèches. On pourrait retourner en ville dabord?
[Group] Frodo: Crétin. Pourquoi ten as pas pris +?
[Group] Legolas: Mais putain!! On était sensé prendre un bateau pour descendre la rivière. Pourquoi jaurais eu besoin de flèches?
[Group] Frodo: Ben, jen sais rien. Peutêtre parce que tu es un RANGER!
[Group] Aragorn: Les gars... arretez de vous disputer...
[Group] Legolas: Hé!! Moi au moins, je suis spé en Arc. Cest toujours mieux que ta spé Lame de mon cul.
[Group] Aragorn: Ouais, ben, MOI au moins, jai pas jeter mon Bracelet d'Archer juste pour augmenter mon Charisme.
[Group] Legolas: Ouais, ben, moi au moins, je suis beau, tu sais.
[Group] Aragorn: Je déteste quand des gars se gimp volontairement pour des raisons RP. A quoi ça sert, putain!?

[Group] Legolas: Hé!! JAIME avoir un Charisme élevé. Cest important.
[Group] Aragorn: Mais pourquoi!? Tes un RANGER. Tes un putain de RANGER spé Charisme!

:mdr: Vraiment excellent... :maboule:

Par Gannon Darmon le 26/11/2002 à 16:02:34 (#2648453)

tres tres bon ;)
ca depoussiere mon anglais en plus ;)

Par Rakay le 26/11/2002 à 16:13:11 (#2648539)

ROFL ( excellent ! ) :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:





:merci: bcp

Par Grenouillebleue le 26/11/2002 à 16:19:47 (#2648583)

ROFL !!!!!
Excellent !

Par Garadur/Moonstone le 26/11/2002 à 16:22:26 (#2648609)

très très fun et de bonnes idées :)

Par Erinan le 26/11/2002 à 16:49:34 (#2648851)

Translation in progress :p.

:monstre:

^^

Par Gman le 26/11/2002 à 17:17:22 (#2649130)

j'adore le [Group] Pippin: /gu god I'm with a stupid group.
misstell powa :)

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