Pour rigoler un coup...

Par Bhard le 24/7/2002 à 3:40:39 (#1851760)

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Midgard classes explained !

__( Warrior )__
The warrior is the master of defense, most specialize in both shield and parry along with a weapon type. These are the meat shields of Midgard and last longer in combat then any of the other classes. Most are optimist of their defensive ability, and feel the need to let the group know every time they save anyone from physical damage.

* Scenario of Defensive Warrior:
Warrior: hi, thanks for the group invite.
Group: npnp
Warrior: I put protect on the healer and guard on the shadowblade!
Group: thats great
--( skirmish )--
Warrior: did you just see the 4 blocks I saved you with? I even used engage on that archer to block on average 4.123 arrows out of 7 arrows. If it wasnt for my shield stun that Hero would have ran through our group and killed our Healer!
Group: nod great job now should we all /release since that solo Armsman 3 hit you with styles and is now camping our groups corpses?

The other type of warrior is one that has specialized in throwing weapons. Most people that specialize in throwing also own a Playstation 2 and an Xbox, since they are usually forced out of groups and spend 97% of their time riding on horseback.

__( Berserker )__
The berserker is the master of melee offense; most specialize in high weapon skill and high left axe. They are blessed with the ability to change into a demonic bear. When this demonic bear form is used (also known as Vendo Form), a big flagged marked, Mez, DD, DoT, Blast, Melee and Stab! pops in a little balloon above the users head on other Realms computers. Reports have shown that the demonic bear form is a bit too scary for other players in opposing realms to witness. Mystic has reassured the opposing realms that they never meant for it to be a scary image by chain nerfing the @#%$ out of bezerkers.

* Scenario of an Offensive Berserker:
--( Huge Battle )--
Group: YES! We won! Omg that was unreal, we won a battle!
Berserker: that was the most fun I have had in ages! This calls for a special occasion!
Group: woohoo
Berserker turns into a DEMONIC MUSKRAT!
Berserker dances.

__( Thane )__
Thanes are a hybrid of caster and a tank. They are a great class for RvR and PvE. There are 2 wonderful braches a Thane can follow: 1) go 2h Hammer for big hits 2) go 42 in shield for 9 second shield stun. Thanes can also improve their damage and strength with spells, and are the only class Midgard has with PBAoE. They also have the coolest looking AE spell in the game!

Scenario of a Shield Thane and 2H Hammer Offensive Thane:

Hammer_Thane_01: Im serious, if you ditch your shield you will get 12.534% more damage per swing, and a good offense is a strong defense.
Shield_Thane_01: There is no way Im dropping my 9 second stun, it helped me more time then I can remember!
Noob_tells_you : Would you recommend Shield or go higher in 2h weapon and parry?
Hammer_Thane_01 tells Noob : 2H weapon is the only way to go
Shield_Thane_01 tells Noob : if you dont take shield you will gimp yourself.
Noob tells you : Thanks! I think Im going to roll a Hero!
Hammer_Thane_01: here come the bad guys! Im going to roll them over with 2H hammer!
Shield_Thane_01: Im going to slam them with my shield!
Healer: Im going to @#%$ myself because Lame_Thane_01 just AEd my Mez.
Shield_Thane_01: crap Im mezed
Hammer_Thane_01: sigh, me too
/release

__( Skald )__
Skalds are the musically declined light tanks of Midgard. They are commonly mistaken as bar maids and 95% of all Skalds turn off their speakers due to high pitched annoying sound effects used when swapping war chants. Other then a few minor bugs, Skalds are a very fun and versatile class to play. Another strength of skalds is that 95% of them under level 35 are complete liars. They spill random trash on how a skald can dd, dd, mez, rest, dd, dd, snare, run, dd, dd, style can kill any class on the game! Why is this good? Because board readers listen to them and actually make Midgard characters!

* Scenario of a Skald:
Skald casts DD, DD, Mez @#%$ resisted /release
Skald casts DD, DD, Mez wtf purge /release
Skald casts DD, DD, Me wtf Im mezed.. ok now Im stunned.. ok now Im getting smited /release
Skald casts DD, DD, Mez YES IT WORKED! Skald sits
Random_1_out_of_732_infiltrator stabs you!
You die!
Random_1_out_of_732_infiltrator high-5s Random_1_out_of_732 infiltrator!
Skald casts DD, DD, Mez /y /y /y /y /y /y 5 Mids jump in and kill the mezed!
You gain 32 realm points!

__( Runemasters )__
Runemasters are the masters of ping-pong. Huge armies have often stared in wonderment, holding ground waiting to be mezed while watching little blue balls fly back and forth. Most Runemasters specialize in runecarving for the powerful bolt and fire spears of raining death. Secondly, some runemasters specialize in darkness to do insane damage during a charge or in-your-face encounters. Last and by far the least, some runies specialize in suppression these are usually the same people you have seen in your chemistry class raise there hand for every question trying to kiss ass. You always give them a hard eye when it comes to them getting groups before you, but you NEVER turn one down when youre already in a group.

* Scenario of a Runemaster specialized in RC
Runemaster: Lets retreat back to the fort!
Group: WTF, we outnumber them 3 to 1!
Ruenmaster: We have to retreat now so I can rain down my AEs and bolt them to rise in stats on www.camelotherald.com!

* Scenario of a Runemaster specialized in Darkness
Group: Charge them!
Runemaster has left the group.
Runemaster hits F8 and begins casting like mad.
You gain 1017 realm points.
You gain 512 realm points.
You gain 316 realm points.
You gain 783 realm points.
You gain 108 realm points.
Runemaster tells group: invite plz, I dunno what happened.
Group: wow, I got a total of 250 realm points that battle! We rule!
Runemaster: wow, congrats man!

* Scenario of a Runemaster specialized in Suppression
Runemaster tells group: Do you guys need a sup runie?
Group tells Runemaster: sure, sec
Group kicks Hunter from group.
Runemaster has joined the group.
Hunter says: WTF?

__( Spiritmasters )__

__( Healers )__
Healers are the bread and butter of any raid / charge. They have resses, heals, buffs, mana regen, and most of all MEZES and STUNS! The majority of Healers (the good ones anyways) are re-rolls from a person that was pissed off at another healer. They are the most loved by their realm and the most hated by other realms. They have no way to deal damage, but can turn any battle into a victory.

* Scenario of a Healer
Random_Person tells you: PoM plz
Healer: plz dont break mez guys, I promise it will work if you do it this way
Random_Person tells you: Ress plz
Healer tells Random_Person: Im not even near Spind, Im in upperlands.
Random_Person tells you: that a no then?
Random_Person tells you: heal plz
Healer: ok, lets charge! AE MEZED THEM!
Healer: AE MEZED THEM AGAIN!!
Healer: AE MEZED THEM AGAIN!!!
Healer: wtf you damn idiots you stupid worthless low life scum of fetal waste
Group: ?
Healer: why the hell must you *censored* *censored* *censored* break mez *censored* mez works so much better then stun you *censored* *censored* why must you always cast your *censored* *censored* AE spells when we are *censored* charging, it just takes one *censored* to *censored* the entire battle!
Group: dude, we won
Healer: I *censored* quit

__( Shaman )__
Shamans are the master buffers and can turn any spec. screwed up class and turn it into a powerhouse. They also have AE root and poison and are lethal if used property. They can also ress and heal! They are a very nice addition to any group, even thou 98% of their spells are still not working correctly!

* Scenario of a Shaman
Group tells Shaman: hey man, we desperately need ressers on the battle field. I think we could win this war if we had a couple ressers.
Shaman tells group: plz send tells to Random_Solo_Pk_God, Im just a buff bot (tm)(r)(c2002)

__( Hunter )__
Hunters are basically spiritmasters with a bow. Their charm ability is less then most charming classes and they have very weak buffs to buff their animal. They also get one of the coolest looking weapons in the game the spear. In fact, they get a spear around lvl 20-25 that procs! Together with their spear and charming ability, they are a very fun class to watch. To top off their ability to charm and use a spear they can also stealth! So they can find a pet to charm a little easier. And they can run fast too! Oh yea! And they get a bow (I think). Still odd they can still specialize in bow though, but some hunters still see this as a template to take compared to their _uber_ charm and _uber_ spear. Because the class has so many options, they decided to give them paper armor.

* Scenario of a Hunter
Hunter tells Healer: need a hunter in your group?
Healer tells Hunter: uhm.. we arent really killing for exp, we are just testing our weapon damage on monsters and seeing how fast we can kill them
Hunter tells Thane: need a hunter in your group?
Thane tells Hunter: uhm.. well.. *cough* we are just doing logs for testing purposes and not really killing for exp.
Hunter tells Shadowblade: Hey man, need a partner?
Shadowblade: tells you, uhm actually, I really would like to just solo since Im always in a group..
Hunter yells, Ill show you all when I rack in the RPs, buahahaha !!!
((( POST 1.5 PATCH )))
Hunter tells you, hey man, is NWN out yet?

__( Shadowblade )__
Shadowblades are one of the only classes it is impossible to screw up. The 4 types are as followed (all have stealth): 1) Shadowzerker (high left axe, axe, poison) 2) Critblade (high axe/sword, high CS, poison) 3) Soulblade (left axe, axe/sword, critical strike, no poison) 4) Muttblade (a mixure of left axe, axe, poison, cs) also known as 5spec Shadowblades.

* Scenario of a Shadowblade in PvE
Group tells Shadowblade: Hey man, you can join our group if you want.
Shadowblade tells Group: ok, tnx!
Shadowblade: What classes are herer?
Group: Bezerker, Thane and Skald
Shadowblade: oh cool! No warrior?
Group: Nope
Shadowblade: ok, I have Dodger Ill tank

* Scenario of a Shadowzerker in RvR
Infiltrator01 has been killed by Shadowzerker!
Nightshade01 has been killed by Shadowzerker!
Infiltrator02 has been killed by Shadowzerker!
Infiltrator03 has been killed by Shadowzerker!
Infiltrator04 has been killed by Shadowzerker!
Shadowzerker has been killed by Infiltrator!
Shadowzerker: damnit, you can only kill so many before you attack one with 50 thrust

Par Nandy le 24/7/2002 à 10:08:01 (#1852397)

:D :mdr:

Tellement vrai ^^

Par Aron le 24/7/2002 à 11:18:55 (#1852764)

* Scenario of a Skald:
Skald casts DD, DD, Mez @#%$ resisted /release
Skald casts DD, DD, Mez wtf purge /release
Skald casts DD, DD, Me wtf Im mezed.. ok now Im stunned.. ok now Im getting smited /release

C'est tout moi ça ! :sanglote:

Par Zergo le 24/7/2002 à 11:20:51 (#1852775)

marrant :)

Par Sarya-CdM le 24/7/2002 à 11:24:21 (#1852796)

qui m'apprend vite l'anglais ? :p

Par LeChuck / Bolt le 24/7/2002 à 11:34:12 (#1852861)

Mais j'ai jamais léché le cul de personne moi ;)

Sinon, pauvre archer :D

Re: Pour rigoler un coup...

Par Mastokk le 24/7/2002 à 14:35:27 (#1853938)

Provient du message de Bhard
Tiré des forums us de camelot vault:

Midgard classes explained !

__( Thane )__

Healer: Im going to @#%$ myself because Lame_Thane_01 just AEd my Mez.
Shield_Thane_01: crap Im mezed
Hammer_Thane_01: sigh, me too
/release

Les thanes en RvR, des boulets? nooooooooooooon seulements certains :rolleyes:

mastokk, healer

Par Draziel LeMaudit le 24/7/2002 à 15:09:20 (#1854134)

mdr :)

moi c'est le

Scenario of a Runemaster specialized in Darkness
Group: Charge them!
Runemaster has left the group.
Runemaster hits F8 and begins casting like mad.
You gain 1017 realm points.
You gain 512 realm points.
You gain 316 realm points.
You gain 783 realm points.
You gain 108 realm points.
Runemaster tells group: invite plz, I dunno what happened.
Group: wow, I got a total of 250 realm points that battle! We rule!
Runemaster: wow, congrats man!

qui me fait pété de rire :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

LOL

Par Snipi LeFourbeKobi le 24/7/2002 à 16:51:00 (#1854748)

Classique...

Pi C'et du vecu en ce qui me concerne :D

Par Zap le 24/7/2002 à 18:00:20 (#1855135)

Rien sur le Spiritmaster ? :)

Par Bhard le 24/7/2002 à 18:38:25 (#1855326)

Pour le spiritmaster :)

SM finally gets group cuz they feel sorry for him:

Tank: hey who healed me?
SM: that was me
Tank: lol you can heal?
SM: yes

Healer: hey who mezzed that other add? and then who rooted that other one?
SM: that was me
Healer: lol you can mez?
SM: yes

SB: hey who rezzed me?
SM: that was me
SB: lol you can rez?
SM: yes

All: hey kill the pet
SM: hmmmmm...

Par Bhard le 24/7/2002 à 18:42:01 (#1855345)

Moi perso c plutot celui la qui m'a fait ptdr :)

Group: YES! We won! Omg that was unreal, we won a battle!
Berserker: that was the most fun I have had in ages! This calls for a special occasion!
Group: woohoo
Berserker turns into a DEMONIC MUSKRAT!
Berserker dances.

:mdr: :mdr:

Par Magnarrok le 24/7/2002 à 19:07:23 (#1855478)

Pareil que Draziel pété de rire :mdr:.

(/me regarde sa signature :"level 17... héhéhé, bientôt" :D).

Par Suede le 24/7/2002 à 19:26:31 (#1855572)

Excellent et tellement vrai

Par morcdefulk le 24/7/2002 à 19:27:52 (#1855576)

je suis anglophobe pourrais je avoir une traduction SVP:sanglote: :sanglote:

merci :merci: :merci:

Par Heslanama le 25/7/2002 à 17:05:34 (#1857882)

hihi idem que Draziel et Bhard :mdr:

Par eks le 28/7/2002 à 3:48:41 (#1869112)

tout est si vrai!:)
sauf pour l'assassin je meurt pas a la fin moi!:p

....

Par Binouze le 28/7/2002 à 23:37:30 (#1870019)

mytho :D