newbiean Rhapsody... Une chanson pour newbies

Par sheraz le 6/11/2001 à 15:33:00 (#482199)

Voili je me permets de poster ce petit bijou ici car il m'a fait beaucoup rire !!! Même s'il s'agit d'une chanson touchant le newbie d'Everquest, le thème est universel !!!!!
Quelques explications pour les non-initiés :

-lorsqu'on meurt à everquest, le corps reste où on est mort avec tout l'equipement et on se retrouve tout nu à son espèce de sanctuaire ( là où on a choisi de se retrouver quand on mourrait en fait) et perd son equipement complet s'il ne retrouve pas son corps dans un delai plus ou moins court ( 30 min pour un lvl 1 :D)

-Sow = Spirit of wolf>permet de courir plus vite que la moyenne et de semer ainsi les monstres trop collants . Très apprécié par les newbies

-Train : les monstres sont intelligent sur everquest : quand vous courrez avec un monstre aux trousses pour echapper à la mort, et que vous passez devant des copains du monstre tous ses copains vont se mettre à vous courir derrière aussi pour participer au massacre ... En dongeon il n'est pas rare de voir des newbies coursés par une dizaine de monstres déchainés hihihihi

Maintenant que vous savez tout appréciez :)

Newbiean Rhapsody, to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
written by Aedar of Erollisi Marr

First off, I'd like to tell everyone about how I pronounce certain words, just in case others pronounce them differently. SoW to me is pronounced like "so", char is "care" and exp is of course, "e-x-p". I suggest if you have the song Bohemian Rhapsody you listen you it while you read this so you can appreciate the song more. Enjoy!


This is my real life
It ain't just fantasy
I'm not going back to
That place called Reality
Open my eyes, look up to my screen and see...
I'm just a newbie
Please give me your money...
Because I'm not too good, level low
Please can you spare some dough?
Anywhere this char goes doesn't really matter to me...
To me...

Hey all, just killed a bat
Smacked it with my club upside its head
Cast my Strike spell, now it's dead
Hey all, life had just begun
So who told me to target a guard and press A?
Hey all, la la la la!
Didn't mean to make you /cry
If my corpse isn't found by tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, 'cause nothing really matters

Too late, my corpse is gone
It's hard to find my way
In this place called Greater Fay
Good-bye, everybody, I've got to go
Gonna leave this place behind and visit the next zone
Hey all, la la la la! (Where this char goes!)
I don't want to die
But we all know that it's going to happen...

(During the guitar solo you can hear sounds of monsters killing the newbie)

I found the corpse of a high-elf paladin!
Big deal! Who cares!
Where the heck is my own corpse?!
Thunderbolt and lightning
Makes it very hard to see!
What's the /loc of, (what's the /loc of), what's the /loc of, (what's the /loc of)
What's the /loc of the next zone?
I want to know!
I'm just a newbie, somebody help me!
He's just a newbie, he doesn't know anything
Spare him some gold so he stops spamming me!
Easy come, easy go, will you give me SoW?
Bismillah! No! We will not give you SoW!
Give me SoW! Bismillah! We will not give you SoW!
Give me SoW! Bismillah! We will not give you SoW!
Give me SoW! Will not give you SoW! Give me SoW! Will not give you SoW!
Oh gimme SoW! No, no, no, no, no, NO, NO!!!
O kind shaman! O kind druid! Will you please give me SoW?
I need a SoW for my corpse recovery...so please...help me!

So you think you can /ignore me in front of my eyes?
I'm going to train something to you and watch you die!
Yeah, duel me, I don't care if you duel me
I'm just gonna zone out, just gonna zone right out of here!

Nothing really matters,
I don't lose exp
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...
To newbies...

Anywhere this char goes...

Par Terckan le 6/11/2001 à 17:03:00 (#482200)

:mdr: :mdr: :mdr:


EXELLENT !!

:rasta:

Par Turin le 7/11/2001 à 18:43:00 (#482201)

Trooooop foooort

Par Hippias le 7/11/2001 à 18:55:00 (#482202)

GEANT :)

:rasta: