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Par Cadderly Bonadieu le 6/9/2001 à 19:10:00 (#177663)

voila ce que je viens de recevoir dans ma boite aux lettres, bon ok, j'en comprends la moitié mais OU VA T ON, JE VOUS LE DEMANDE !!!!!! :rasta:



Sujet : Re: Your Account
Date : 06/09/01 18:55:06 Paris, Madrid (heure d'été)
From: lthnyi@juno.com



ACE DISTRIBUTING CENTER

SOME INFORMATION ABOUT OUR COMPANY:

ACE DISTRIBUTING CENTER only distributes legal credit repair information and financial business programs to thousands of individuals all over the United States. In doing so, we have developed a work-at-home program for individuals interested in the opportunity of earning an extra $500.00 to $1,500.00 per week working directly from the comforts of their own home, dorm or apartment. Our work-at-home program is an honest opportunity for you to earn a serious extra income without having to sacrifice a lot of your free time. All of the work that you will be doing is very simple and can be done from your desk or right at your kitchen table. As a home worker, you can work full or part time whenever you have the free time, mornings, afternoons or evenings. In addition, there is absolutely no experience necessary for you to participate in our program. Our work-at-home program is perfect for individuals interested in earning a serious extra income to help pay off of their bills! That's right! If you have car payments, rent, mortgage payments, credit card bills, loan payments, etc...this is an excellent opportunity for you to supplement your existing income and start putting some extra money in your pocket! If you are interested, the following information will help to further explain the very profitable work-at-home program that we have to offer you.

PROGRAM DESCRIPTION:

Our program simply involves the folding and processing of pamphlets. YOU WILL RECEIVE A FULL $1.00 FOR EACH AND EVERY PAMPHLET THAT YOU PROCESS! What do we mean by process? It's simple...

FIRST: You will neatly fold the provided preprinted single-sided (8 1/2 by 11 inch) pamphlets into thirds [The pamphlet that you will be processing will be provided to you and will be printed on regular 20 lb. (8-1/2 by 11) inch paper.

SECOND: You will neatly insert the folded pamphlets into the pre-addressed, postage paid envelopes [These envelopes will be sent directly to your home, dorm or apartment with customers' names and addresses already printed on the envelopes along with postage already affixed to the envelopes].

THIRD: Lick and seal these envelopes and then send them out, directly to the customers.

It's that simple! You DO NOT have to pay any postage costs to send out these pamphlets. The pre-addressed, postage paid envelopes will be sent directly to your home, dorm or apartment. You simply fold the pamphlets, insert them in the envelopes and send them right out! Remember, all of the processing work can easily be done at your desk or right at your kitchen table! IMPORTANT: We do provide you with the actual pamphlet that you will be processing which is a sales pamphlet for our Credit Repair Manual. Our Credit Repair Manual is a best-selling financial product that many people are ordering and using to legally clear up their negative credit. And since the demand for our Credit Repair Manual is so OVERWHELMING, you will have the opportunity to process as many pamphlets as your schedule can handle! You can process 100...500...1,000 or even 1,500 pamphlets per week, week after week, month after month, year after year ... for as long as you wish to participate!

HOW MUCH MONEY CAN YOU EARN?

YOU WILL RECEIVE A FULL $1.00 FOR EACH AND EVERY PAMPHLET THAT YOU PROCESS! If you process 500 pamphlets you will receive a full $500.00..If you process 1,000 pamphlets you will receive a full $1,000.00...if you process 1,500 pamphlets you will receive a full $1,500.00..Etc! What's even better about our program is that you NEVER have to worry about the sale of our Credit Repair Manual in order to receive your $1.00 per pamphlet. Our program DOES NOT WORK ON COMMISSION! You will receive a FULL $1.00 for each and every pamphlet that you process REGARDLESS if any sales are made! Even if you process 1,500 pamphlets and no sales are made, you will still earn A FULL $1,500.00! It's simple, process 1,500 pamphlets, receive A FULL $1,500.00 for your time and effort! Processing payments and additional processing materials will continue to arrive at your home, dorm or apartment for as long as you wish to continue participating in the program! That's right, you can always have money coming in week after week because processing payments and additional processing materials will continue to arrive at your home, dorm or apartment for as long as you wish to participate! Honestly, there is NO GUESSWORK. Our program has been around for several years and is very successful!

FACT: Even working slowly, you could still earn a MUCH BETTER weekly income than most regular 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM jobs!

THERE IS NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN OUR PROGRAM:

Anyone, young or old, male or female, any where in the United States can easily earn great money participating in our Pamphlet Processing Program! The reason why our program does not require any experience is simple...it does not take any previous experience to fold a pamphlet, insert it into an envelope, and seal an envelope. Plus, our program is specially beneficial for people who need to earn a serious extra income but might not have the spare time for a second job. As stated, just a few hours per day could possibly earn you well over $500.00 per week... NO JOKE! Just imagine how nice it would be if you could earn an extra $500.00 to $1,500.00 per week working from your home...no more annoying boss...no more hectic rush hour commuting...no more stressful 9 to 5 job...and no more headaches! FACT: Practically every type of person can benefit financially from our Pamphlet Processing Program. IMPORTANT: The information contained in our Credit Repair Manual is 100% Legal and Legitimate! In fact, there are hundreds of lawyers and attorneys all over the country using this valuable information and charging people big money to remove negative and incorrect items from their credit files! However, our Credit Repair Manual explains how people can do the VERY SAME THING that these costly attorneys are doing except our credit repair manual shows people how to repair their credit FAST, EASY and for FREE without having to hire an attorney! Now is the time, there are TENS-OF-MILLIONS of Americans with bad credit who would probably love to receive our Credit Repair Manual! Therefore, if you are serious about devoting a few hours per week towards the opportunity of earning an honest extra income, our $1.00 Pamphlet Processing Program is PERFECT FOR YOU!

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PARTICIPATE:

We will send you a Starters Kit containing the instructions necessary for you to begin participating IMMEDIATELY in our Pamphlet Processing Program! Plus, your Starters Kit also contains your very own copy of Credit Repair Manual! That's right you can use our best-selling manual to legally clear up and repair any negative credit that you may have! This manual is included for becoming a member of our Pamphlet Processing Program! Therefore, to get started immediately, all that our company requires is a one-time refundable order processing fee of only $45. Please understand, we cannot afford to send out a package of valuable materials to everyone interested in our program. And also keep in mind that once you process 100 pamphlets you will have already earned your $45 back and are left with an extra $55 profit!!! We must charge a small processing fee to ensure that only serious individuals intend to participate in our program. Keep in mind, you NEVER have to pay us any other fees and you can participate for as long as you wish! This fee simply assures our company that you are indeed serious about our program and the opportunity to make good money working from your home. Sorry, we CAN NOT process your order form without the one-time processing fee since there are far too many serious individuals willing to pay this small one-time fee in order to participate in our high profit work-at-home program. Therefore, all you have to do is just complete, print, sign, and send in the Order Form "FORM AHG-347: 18.E", . Please, be sure to complete the Order Form IN FULL, legible, with your correct shipping address in order to prevent any processing delays in the shipment of your package. That's right, if you are really looking for a 100% LEGAL and LEGITIMATE home based income opportunity we can honestly say that you have finally found the right company with an honest and proven money making program!


P.S. KNOW A FRIEND WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED?
PRINT A COPY FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
NOTE: ALL ORDERS FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY
MUST BE ACCOMPANIED WITH THE PROCESSING FEE.
FOR EACH FRIEND OR FAMILY ORDER, DEDUCT $10 FROM
YOUR ORDER AS A BONUS. PRINT, COMPLETE AND MAIL
IN THE ORDER FROM BELOW!


Please mail in the order form only. Print below this line only!
Please Print Clearly to avoid delays in your shipment.
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- PROCESSING DEPARTMENT -
ACE DISTRIBUTING CENTER
18050 Saticoy St. # 100
Reseda, CA 91335

- HOMEWORKER ORDER FORM -

* FORM AHG-347: 18.E (USE 2001-2002) *



[PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH THE CORRECT MAILING ADDRESS TO SHIP YOUR STARTERS KIT]



FIRSTNAME:_______________________LASTNAME:_______________________


ADDRESS:___________________________________________APT.#:________


CITY:_______________________________STATE:_________ZIPCODE_______


DAY PHONE :(____)______-______ EVENING PHONE# :(____)_____-______


BIRTHDATE:__/__/__ EMAIL ADDRESS___________________________


SIGNATURE__________________________________TODAYS DATE___/___/___


YES, I would like the opportunity to earn extra money working right from the comfort of my home or apartment participating in the Pamphlet Processing Program. I understand that my starter's kit will contain the instructions necessary to get me started IMMEDIATELY as a member of the Pamphlet Processing Program! I also understand that my Starters Kit will contain my very own copy of the CREDIT REPAIR MANUAL! I understand that I can use the CREDIT REPAIR MANUAL to legally clear up and repair any negative credit that I might have! I understand that this material is provided to me for becoming a member of the Pamphlet Processing Program! I also understand that I will be free to set my own hours and participate in the program either part-time or full-time. I do understand that a small refundable fee of $45 is a ONE TIME FEE ONLY! I will not have to pay ACE DISTRIBUTING CENTER any other fees, EVER! IMPORTANT: Since we DO NOT want to create any unnecessary competition between our existing members we do reserve the right to stop accepting new members if our quota is met. Therefore, if you are serious about this income opportunity we do suggest that you send in you completed form IMMEDIATELY that will GUARANTEE the delivery of your Starters Kit!

DESIRED WEEKLY INCOME 100 300 500 700 800 900 1000 1100 1200 1300 1400 1500 (circle one)

IMPORTANT: $50.00 ENCLOSED [$45 + $5 Postage and Handling]

MONEY ORDERS AND CHECKS MUST BE PAYABLE TO: ACE DISTRIBUTING CENTER


IMPORTANT: PLEASE ALLOW 2-4 WEEKS PROCESSING TIME FOR ORDERS PLACED WITH CHECKS. ORDERS PLACED BY MONEY ORDER ALLOW 10 BUSINESS DAYS DELIVERY TIME. ORDERS PLACED BY CASH ALLOW 5 BUSINESS DAYS DELIVERY TIME.

WHERE DID YOU SEE OUR COMPANY ADVERTISEMENT?

NEWS PAPER____RECYCLER____MAIL____EMAIL____OTHER____


LEGAL INFORMATION:

You have been sent this email because you or someone acting as you has added your email address to our opt-in mailing list. This will be a one time mailing promotion. IF you feel this is in error send and email to ACEDISTRIBUTINGCENTER@aol.com. Please allow 5 business days for removal. This message is sent in compliance of : SECTION 301. Per Section 301, Paragraph (a)(2)(C) of S. 1618, further transmissions to you by the sender of this email may be stopped at no cost to you by sending a reply to this email address with the word remove in the subject line. This message is not intended for residents in the state of Washington, California, or Virginia. Screening of addresses has been done to the best of our technical ability. If you are a Washington, Virginia, or California resident or otherwise wish to be removed, send a reply to ACEDISTRIBUTINGCENTER@aol.com with the word remove in the subject line.

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personne n'a lut hein?
j'm'en doutais.... :(

Par Shell le 6/9/2001 à 19:38:00 (#177664)

Débat lancé par Cadderly Bonadieu:
personne n'a lut hein?
j'm'en doutais.... :(


Mais si moi j'ai tout lu... mais... euh... ben... L'anglais, pour moi, c'est... du chinois!! :rasta:

Par Cadderly Bonadieu le 6/9/2001 à 19:48:00 (#177665)

tiens, shell, n dans les moments le splus critiques, meme ton w humour arrive a me faire sourir! :)
tu vois n de quoi je veux parler hein!

message coder! ;)

Par Shell le 6/9/2001 à 20:06:00 (#177666)

oui, oui

Par Platypus le 6/9/2001 à 20:10:00 (#177667)

Pourkoi tu parles d'un moment critique? (j'ai po lu donc je peux po comprendre...)

Par Jet le 6/9/2001 à 20:22:00 (#177668)

YOU WILL RECEIVE A FULL $1.00 FOR EACH AND EVERY PAMPHLET THAT YOU PROCESS! If you process 500 pamphlets you will receive a full $500.00..If you process 1,000 pamphlets you will receive a full $1,000.00...if you process 1,500 pamphlets you will receive a full $1,500.00..Etc!

Je sais pas non plus ce qu'ils racontent exactement, mais ça j'ai compris, et vu comment t'as l'impression qu'il parle à un neuneu c'est surement un attrape-con

[ 06 septembre 2001: Message édité par : Jet ]

Par Cadderly Bonadieu le 6/9/2001 à 20:30:00 (#177669)

ou alors ils savent a qi ils parlent....

dites les gars, suis pas neuneu moi hein? :rasta:
non NON pas spellhold !!!!!! haaaaa :rasta: :maboule:

Par Bilou le 6/9/2001 à 20:36:00 (#177670)

"non NON pas spellhold !!!!!! haaaaa "

Toi mon Cadd, t'es bon pour un sejour a Spellhold pour l'éternité... et tu seras dans la même cellule que Bilou!

ps: les parapluies sont interdit dans ces murs

Par Cadderly Bonadieu le 6/9/2001 à 21:04:00 (#177671)

zuttttttteeeeuuuuuuuuuuuu

moi qui pensais bien m'amuser avec les infirmières.......

JE veux sortir!!!!!

Par Aron le 6/9/2001 à 23:30:00 (#177672)

Ben en gros ils te proposent un boulot (sûrement bidon...) : ils t'envoient des brochures et des enveloppes. Et ils te promettent un dollar par lettre que tu plies en trois, met dans l'enveloppe (pré-timbrée et avec l'adresse pré-imprimée) et que tu la postes. :D
C'est soi disant une brochure de conseil pour épurer ses dettes. Mais ça devient marrant quand ils t'expliquent qu'il faut d'abord que tu remplisses un formulaire et que tu envoies $45. Evidemment une seule fois. :D A mon avis tes $45 tu ne les revoies jamais, hé hé hé !
Oh petit détail : c'est pour les personnes viivant aux USA uniquement. Là je crois qu'ils ont mal ciblé, non ? ;)

Par Platypus le 7/9/2001 à 1:06:00 (#177673)

a moi:

Bonjour !

Que diriez vous de gagner un peu d'argent contre un minimum de travail effectué depuis chez vous ? Tout cela de façon légale bien sur ... Ca vous tente ? Cela est possible grace a la commercialisation par palier :

Une petite explication :
_ vous achetez 4 rapports a 4 personnes différentes ( un petit investissement )
_ vous effectuez votre petit "travail" qui consiste a revendre ces 4 rapports au même prix que vous les avez achetés mais a beaucoup plus de monde !

Cela est un résumé très rapide mais il y a ci - joint le programme qui explique tout cela très bien. Pour plus d'explications vous pouvez m'écrire je vous répondrais.

J'espère que cela vous tente vraiment et que vous aller y participer.


Hum...

Par Dragoon le 7/9/2001 à 7:28:00 (#177674)

Tant qu'on y est , qq1 peut-il m'expliquer ca :

Att; The Managing Director,


Dear Sir,

I am Prince MAFRIG GUEI MALIBU, the only
surviving
son of his Royal Highness ,late King Dokatu
Malibu 1,
The King of Katanga tribe in Eastern Congo,
Zaire,
presently Democratic REpublic of Congo (DRC)
and the
Ancient Royal custodian of Katanga ancentral
Kingdom
diamond field. My father was murdered by
Ugandan
Soldiers because of his refusal to hand over
our
ancentral diamond field to Ugandan Government
to
enable them raise money to prosecute war
against the
late President Kabila's Government .During the
war
that led to my father and some of my family
members
death , our Palace quards managed to evacuate
the rest
of the family to Kinshasha and finally to
Abidjan
,Cote d' ivoire .We came into Cote D'ivoire
with some
valuables and documents covering the sum of
Us$37.7 m
usd(Thirty seven million seven hundred thousand
United States
Dollars deposited
by my late father with a Security Vault Company
in
Cote D'ivoire . Upon the confirmation of the
deposit
and obtaining of the necessary documents with
the
agreement on condition of release ,I Prince
mafri
guei Malibu the the 11 (HRH), solicit for
your
assistance to receive and accommondate this
fund in
your choice bank account on my behalf .
1) You are required to source and supervise the
investment of this money in any profit oriented
ve
nture of your choice in your country or where
you wish
right .
2) Look for a Palatial home for my family in
your
country .
3) Procure resident permit for me and my family
in
your country.
I will so much appreciate your corporation ,
and for
this needed assistance I will hand you over
5million
from the total some and also take care of you
expenses
with 10% of the total fund .
Kindly contact me immediately to enable us
conclude
this transaction as soon as possible because of
the
political development in my country Congo and
the need
for a proper resettlement of my family .
Note that I am relating this relationship and
the
transaction with you on trust ,I believe your
ability
will give room for a life confidence I wish to
repose
on you with my family.
I am looking forward to hearing from you ,so
that a
smooth hand over of this fund management could
be
arrange immediately and all the documents you
might
need to be signed done soonest.Please be free
to speak
with me on tel +225 07 90 07 81
Thanks in anticipation for your humanly
corporation.

Sincerely,

Prince mafri .guei. Malibu 11 (HRH


Parceque entre les trucs Royaux et les demandes d'investissement assez louche j'y comprend rien :rolleyes:

Par Jet le 7/9/2001 à 10:00:00 (#177675)

Bon trèves de plaisenterie, pour faire de l'argent facile en payant vos impots, travailler au noir légalement, une solution : un "bon" avocat.

Par Cadderly Bonadieu le 7/9/2001 à 10:35:00 (#177676)

faut-il le payé l'avocat???????

Par Caepolla le 7/9/2001 à 11:21:00 (#177677)

Non, il voulait dire : devenez avocat !

*ahem*

Par Jet le 7/9/2001 à 11:59:00 (#177678)

non non, en fait un "bon" avocat c'est un soulard que vous pourrez apater facilement avec quelques bouteilles dans un bar galant...

Par Cadderly Bonadieu le 7/9/2001 à 12:04:00 (#177679)

c'est qu'il si connait le p'tit jet dans la matière........puis-je connaitre tes relations!

Par Jet le 7/9/2001 à 13:16:00 (#177680)

enfin si c'est pas la bouteille c'est la coke, et en fait ceux là c'est encore mieux car ils veulent même pas d'argent puisqu'ils en gagnent déjà largement assez, faut juste leur présenter tes amies

[ 07 septembre 2001: Message édité par : Jet ]

Par Cadderly Bonadieu le 7/9/2001 à 13:34:00 (#177681)

hey petit, tu ferais un bon parrain chez nous; les Siciliens....

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